Pick-up Lines

So if you’re Asian American and Christian and single, you might have to work something out between these  lists, but it’s a start.

Over at Neatorama, I found this:

‘Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.’

‘Is this pew taken?’

‘I just don’t feel called to celibacy.’

‘You float my ark.’

‘I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.’

‘My parents are home, wanna come over?’

‘Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel bible in your pocket?’

‘Let me sell you an indulgence – it’s a sin to look as good as you.’

‘How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?”

‘I like to arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?”

‘The name is Will. God’s Will.’

And I don’t know how, but I discovered this Asian American dude on YouTube, who has an interesting list of pick-up lines as well. Entertaining at least.

And this old list for Asian pick-up lines, most of which don’t seem to hold up now in the year 2008, but here’s my favorite:

Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that girl from Street Fighter 2.

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